Creative Excuses For Not Doing Homework...I Don't Want To Blame The Dog!
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If you aren't a genius or have good time management, you may end up cursing your teachers until a deadline forces you to get to work.
But, don't panick. Because you are not alone, 90 percent of the population are stuck along with you, looking for creative excuses for not doing homework. And there is need, there is market. A lot of ready-made excuses out there. Such as this one, the author lists 87 excuses which belongs to 11 categories.
The excuses related to computer, internet, or other technique failures maybe first choice for those people who are addicted to games or internet. Here in the Ferris Bueller wannabe's playbook, excuse No. 32, the author gives out serious technical failure as legitimate and semi-legitimate excuses, although a complete computer crash may be reasonable, and sometimes an email misunderstanding or printer error can serve as a temporary excuse, but unfortunately, as technology improves, this kind of excuses may lose its legitimate.
But, while the priest climbs a post, the devil climbs ten. There are new technologies, and new excuses for you:
- USB pen drive lost and weeks of work on it; not your CD or soft disk drive or even hard drive failure.
- USB pen drive left in jean's pocket and was damaged in washing machine & tumble dryer.
- I couldn't use the internet to research because my internet stopped working.
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tell her that i gave it to one of my friends and today he's absent
my dog pissed on it
never ever ever do a excuse if your brother or siter is in school because your flipen teacher calls in your brother/siter and she/he finds out and busted
Just say that you have done your homework and left it on your table,but our table was really in disorder so your parents decided to clean it and thought that your homework was junk so they threw it.
1) i lost it
2) i left it at home
3)My mom sent me to a go green campass for the weekend and i couldnt do my homework cuz it kills trees
go to your teacher and say me and my mom tried to go to my knew grandmas house and got lost and i was doing it and it whent out the window sometimes my teachers say yaeh right wheres your homework i say i didnt whant to do it so i made it grow wings and fly away they say where is it i say okokokok here it is before i turned it in i bunched holes in it and said my dog ate it so no resses............................................................................nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Usually i come in late in class after doing work and if the teacher asks where i was i just say another teacher wanted my help with something. Butt your screwed if they ask what teacher and they're going to ask them
When i was walking to schol miss i dropped my bad and it was opened because we where in a rush miss and my homework fell out and a dog came over and did its things over it soo are we even
SRY I meant do it in the bathroom then if your teacher asks you where you were, tell her you were talking to the principal!!!!!!! REALLY, IT WORKS!!!!! I'VE DONE IT!!!!!
do it in the bathroom.............. duhhhh then, tell the teacher you had to talk to the principal. (or go with Sids answer. :D) works every time.
Its much simpler really, just take In a different book or piece of paper and say you got them mixed up and you'll have it in tomorrow/after lunch... Then just do it and hand it in, works every time :)
i once did this an it actualy worked right say to your mum/dad that you have a super bad headache and your neck really hurts and that you feel really hot then your mum/dad will let you stay at home and you wont have to do your home work hope you like it
have a teacher who likes saving trees and recycling and not polluting and stuff? hers a good excuse-
HOMEWORK KILLS TREES!
Just say I didn't understand the assignment my parents were both working late and I called some of my friends but no one answered the phone.
I ate mine
Tell your teacher that you were playing paper fight with your cousins and that you crumbled up the paper accidently and threw it at one of your cousin and you threw it away when u were finished playing (:
do my homework but the but this helped me lot a
i didn't do my homework because i left it in my tray and forgot about it until the night before handing in my homework!!!!
Well if u dont do ur homework do it in the car or at break. If u have it first period then check in after it and say there was alot of traffic. If its later in the day get checked out before and say u had a family event or wasnt feeling well with a note from ur parents.
I's say something like "Sorry,I forgot to bring my homework to school. I'll bring it tomorrow."
Lol all of you guys have meen teachers all of mine say oh well I would have forgotten it two and they dont care if im late.
i kept my homework note in the school itself(or) i kept my note(from which the homework to be copied)in the school
just say that you left it in your locker over the weekend so you couldnt do it or say that you left it at home !! im am stuck in this sort of situation and it needs to be in for tomorrow first lesson !!!
My dog actually ate my homework!
These Are My Excuses For Not Doing Home-work. 1) The wind blew it out of my hands.2) Dog ate it.3) I didn’t know we had home-work.4) What Home-work?5) I forgot it.6) Goat tore it out of my hands.7) I lost it on the way to school.8) My sisters scribbled all over it.9) Alana needed for the rat; he needs paper to line his cage.10) Some-one stole it off me.11) I had a right hand pencil, but only left hand paper.12) I have an allergic reaction to home-work.13) It was needed as evidence for the police.14) My little brother ate it.15) Ran out of loo paper.16) Had gourmet paper for dinner.17) Computer system went down, didn’t you watch the news?18) Power cut to my house.19) I forget how to write when I get home-work.20) My relatives died to I had to go to an emergency funeral.21) Civil Defence Emergency.22) Couldn’t be bothered.23) Got hungry on the way to school.24) Flood in the bedroom.25) Dog urinated on it.26) Mum and dad disliked it so they tore it up.27) I kept making mistakes on it so I ended using up all my paper and I am waiting for Mum to buy me more.28) We don’t have a printer so I couldn’t print it out, and besides mum is always on the computer so we can’t use it. Also we’ll get our hands chopped off if we touch her computer or laptop.29) My home-work got up and walked away from me.30) It is a dangerous idea.31) It’s against human rights.32) Don’t you think I have already done enough?33) I was sick last night, but made a miraculous recovery this morning.34) I had Air Training Corps.35) I had sea scouts.36) I hate doing home-work.37) My little sister is doing it for me.38) My parents are doing it for me.39) I got distracted by Shortland Street; it was really great last night.40) I never do it, so why should I bother starting now?41) I had too much other home-work.42) Burnt the hand I write with, and when I write with the other hand even my littlest sister can’t read it.43) Sprained my writing hand.44) My little sibling was sick so I cared for them the whole time.45) I was not allowed to do home-work as a punishment.46) I turn deaf when you say we have home-work.47) I got hungry on the way to school.48) Dad accidentally threw it into the fire before I could stop him.49) I was away camping in the weekend.50) I went to bed really early.51) I have an after school job.52
some of you really dont get the excuses do you? they are terrible.. no teacher would believe them to be honest!
went to america for holiday lost homework
dont do it just say cant b arsed
i was going home and the wind blowed it
LOL you spelt 'panic' panick. DO YOUR SPELLING HOMEWORK!
JUST TELL THE TRUTH, WRITE A NOTE OR WRITE A POEM ABOUT NOT DOING YOUR HOMEWORK, I IS SIMPLE!!! :)
i really love ur brilliant ideas lovely
You guys fail so bad
None of these will work. The best way is do it a break or lunch. If its first lesson am afraid u have to tell the truth. If you dont and they find out which they will probably will ohohoho0h0h0ho0ho0hoh your IN TROUBLE!
They also call your parents so just admitt you didnt do it if you cant do it at break or lunch
Thxs for listening!
if your teacher is nice sure/mrs we went to granns i did do it but forgot it sorry sure
OK- I KNOW IT LOOKS LONG, BUT READ THIS. THERE'S GOOD TIPS HERE.
Give it to a dog as a chew toy, and bring it to class as 'proof' your dog got to it.
Make fake puke- mix gravy powder, vegetables (like carrots, corn, anything green, etc.) with water. Put it in a bag to save for 'being sick' when you're at school or straight down the toilet at home, if you know your parents will believe you threw up. It's best to save your puke for a few days- keep telling your mom/dad you feel ill, then use the fake throw-up. THEN, it's foolproof. TIP: Make enough to keep the puking thing going for a while. If you throw up ONCE, your parents might think you're fine and send you to school anyway. Hide a sealable bag of it somewhere mom/dad won't see it, and use it when you think it's nessecary. It depends on how long you want to stay out of doing homework.
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i hate homework i mean who doesnt hate hw unless they are nerds or they are forced by parents.
Once we had a assessment which is a power point presentation and i handed in my assessment but i forgot my speech so i told her the truth. she gave me an extra day and i didnt do it as well so i told her the same story and guess what i got a another day to do it. if it is a small problem then tell the truth. if it is big then you have to act smart. for some reason each time i didnt do my hw and i think of a reason something always pop out of my head and not only 1 reason but loads. so i choose the best one. i made loads of excuses and rarely got caught. i even lied to the year co-ordinater and i got away something really bug that could get me expelled. well if u want to get away then u must be smart and think fast. thats the best idea i can give u. hope u guys or girls really get away with detentions and stuff.
just say: my granma changed the baby's nappy over it or i made a paperplane out of it and it got stuck
these excuses are so dum even i can do better than this
I forgot my homework in my desk and its due tomorrow and I'm supposed to edit and rewrite a whole story of a kindergarten book using complex sentences AND english is my first class tomorrow morning AND by now, the school is probably closed, locked and empty!
yeah what sonia said
I would say I slept at my grandparents and I forgot to bring my homework along with me from my home and by the time I came back my little sister had torn it apart.
And I coudn't do it over because I had forgotten the page.
Sorry but it's against my religion to do homework :) :) :) :)???
i hate it
Do the title and first 2 or 3 lines then rip it ut up where the lines are and say some one nicked it and tore it
say " my dad used it to get a wasp out the house then threw it in the bin" it worked for me
Most won't work! 'I was busy' works.
for me the only time the excuses worked is when it is fullproof
hmmm... cool... i am smart!
you can say that you ran out of dog food and your dad feed it to the dog
i didnt do it because my dog ate it :)
i really dont care, but im just going to tell my teacher the truth, we were suposed to finish of our pillow things at home, we had to stitch it together, but i left it in my book at school.My teacher said if we dont finish it shell make us write out this stupid thing, and then shell rip it up, better then a detention, i mean its not the end of the world so i dont care.
thats a good idea KYLIESMILEY
Dont worry about it, Its one homework thing....maybe your parents could write u a note or something! If shes such a feak, dont listen to her.....just becaus u forgot it one time!
So, i lost all my homework..im rlly freaking out!! My teacher is a control freak! I'm terrified of her! I cant find my homewrok anywhere! im soooooooo STRESSED OUT! PLEASE HELP! She wont listen to ANY excuses!
No effence but the terroists one they would never believe.
I ran outa toilet paper/wipped ma arse with it by accident!!!
i/someone else made a paper airoplane out of it and it got HIJACKED!
i got captured by terrorists and they have only just let me go so i couldnt do it!!
My gosh ur breath smells , what hav u been eatin???
i was buzzy prayin!
Yea i guess those were not pretty good excuses...
And it does not have to be raining (for number 1), it said "my parents could.nt find anything to use so they accidently took my homework and burnt it", you don't really get it do you?
tese comments dumb as s@!#
i was busy watching saturday night live :P
say u left it outside and it started raining so ur hw got destroyed. obviously, DONT USE THIS 1 IF IT HASNT BEEN RAINING.
also, to make ur story believable, put a random piece of paper in the shower the night b4 so that it gets destroyed enough that u cant read it and say 'i recovered some of it' and show the mangled,soaking piece instead.
those are really wierd excuses???!!!!!
2. I had to go to the bathroom when I got home from school and I brought my backpack with me, when I was done I realized that their was no more toilet paper. So I used my homework, I have paper cuts if you need any proof.
i do not know if that is a good excuse? WHAT DO YOU THINK? of that excuse......
IS IT GOOD::::::.....OR... IS IT BAD?
we had a bon fire last night and my parents could.nt find anything to use so they accidently took my homework and burnt it
I HATE HOMEWORK AND SCHOOL AND MY TEACHER AND EVERYTHING IN THE EDUCATION SYSETEM!!!
Homeworks a bad word and I'm not allowed to use or write bad words.-
Just don't go to school that day
When my great, great, great grandmother was freed from slavery, she vowed she would never work for someone else again. I intend to honour and preserve her greatness by following in her footsteps and thus, I’ll not be doing your homework.
and
I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teachers already heavy workload. *sweet smile*
i said one that my dog ate it i spent half an hour forcing it down her throught but she eventually did eat it and another one i said was ny little bro had a party and thought it was spare so he cut it up as confetti beleive me the teacher was to smart to belive eith but he did think the second one was possible hahaha :)
haha funny or it ?
im really smart, but i jate everything and imm tryin 2 find a short story for sats!
1) if it was set a while ago and ur teacher didnt pay much attention to u when it was set just say i dont think i was here when it was set
2) i felt so presured i just wanted a break i will hand it in tommorow (hopefully she will say never mind)
3)tell u teacher i forgot to do but before class she shud let u off
Guys just say your copy got full and you had to buy a new one and that your homework is in the old one but you threw it out! :P I'm using that in about an hour ha!
you have to be creative and realistic with them. i had a project where we had to record something, and i said that we recorded the file at school on iMac computers, but i have a pc at home so when i wanted to edit it, it would'nt open.
MY baby sister ate it
my poo ate it
just poke holes in the paper and say my dog ate it
Guys all you haave to say is i did it all, and i checked it, put it in my bag, went to school, it was still there,and when it came to the lesson, i wasn't there!!!!
OMG!!! Im tryin too do my geography homework now && really dont get it we have had 3 weeks to do it its like a project && my geography teacher is the deputy head && VERY STRICK:/ Any GOOD excuses anybody??x
best ACTUAL excuse:
Go in crying, seriously, worked a couple of times, but risky
mom- *sniff* *sniff*
had a heart attack...
*sniff* I TOLD her!!!
NOT to smoke...
*sniff* but she wouldnt listen to me!!!!!
Gran Finale (a.k.a cry like hell)
and rip up whatever email or note your teacher gave to your parents, either it's a letter that says I'm sincerely sorry about what happened or it's a letter to confirm it. This probably won't happen, because now that I'm grown up would you really write a letter that basically says ARE YOU DEAD?
my llama accidently ate my h/work so i threw some ham at it mwahhhhhh :/
just tell the teacher you couldnt be bothered !! you may get a detention but hey, other kids think your cool B)
GO AMERICA!!!!
@ Homework...go die :( Ohh okay... i'm in my seond year at secondary school :)
Senior 1 (first year)
@ Homework...go die:(, what do you mean by "S1"?
I'm also sorry for misjudging you. :)
GB rules, no I'm from britain in S1 :)
umm oh so sorry miss it's just that on the way to schol i let it on the bus train ect and it went off somewhere or it's in my locker but i forgo thmy keys today or just skip the lesson
@ Homework...go die, WOW !! are you from the U.S?? Because we have what is called the "C" system. This includes C1, C2 and the worst C3, theses are punishments for your bad behaviour, and lack of homework, and such, this means that you get House Points take off you if you don't had it in on time. So really you have it A LOT harder than we do, over here in the U.K.
I feel so, so sorry for you!!!
All my teachers are bitches and if I have to hand it in after break/recess or lunch then if u have a good phone that can email send it to whoever is at you house and get them to print it and bring it to you during recess.
A sorta good excuse is if ur techer hasn't checked homework yet do it 4 nxt day and put it on a shelf or somethin and pretend you just found it and if that bitch still doesn't belive u... Well the fu#k her :L
I have to wirte about a "hero" (e.g Martin Luther King Jr.) and write the good things about he/she and the bad things about he/she.
UUUUURRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!! I f-ing hate homework!!!!
although i am REALLY puzzeled about when it is due in :S
the best is to say you are being Eco-friendly and not wasting paper (:
problem with all these is they are all to stupid just use the more realistic ones like:i forgot to write it down so u forgot.... simple as.x.x.x
just say you were sick all day and you went to the doc. and came back very late & had to sleep!(works like a charm)
or : you had a headache and took pills that make you sleepy and slept till the next day!
Usually, I tell my teachers I did it but left it at home. This usually gives you another day to do it. I also tell them I lost it or my sister hid it because I told my mum something that she didn't want me to tell her. Since I am usually a good student, they let me get away with it. You could also fake being sick so your mum and dad let you stay home, and you could do your homework in bed. If your teachers are nagging you for your homework, before they can realize you didn't do it, compliment them or tell them something that happened yesterday or something. But when you do this, you must ramble profusely or they will get to you. You can ask for a loo pass before they start asking for homework and stay there until after they finish checking homework. If all else fails, tell them you didn't do it and that Voldemort made you say the things you said, and that you have been forced to do what you did. Hope it helped! Now I gotta go kill Harry Potter. Bye!
Do a little bit and then go sir I wasnt sure about it so i only did a bit ask for help and u end up not doin it :L
I had an accident and fell on my laptop and it broke
if you do your homework then why are you on this website.?
Lol..after all it is for people who dont do thier homework..
do your homework if you do not "want to just be honest
flirt with ur teacher wat if ur a girl wat ur teacher is a girl huh wat if ur a boy wat if ur teacher is a boy
global warming melted my pen
I had to write an essay on the best homework excuse ever... I told the teacher that I told the teacher that I could best express my work if I came up with an of why I don't have it written ((;
hey!!! iv been hearing all of this this is your mom
your growded!!!
1.)The bully took it!
2.)You said it was due next week
3.)I'm allergic to paper.
4.)I spent all night praying
just say that you weren't in and teacher will by it. if not and they find out u lied u will get a detention.
Who even invented homework!!?? I'm seriously behind on ALOT!! but procrastination seems to be my middle name :( i just can't make myself do it, even though i'm quite capable, i get the work in class, blah blah but who actually needs homework!? We spend enough hours in lessons and we do what seems like a life sentence worth of going through the education system, so why do we want to bring it home with us to? all those hours wasted when it could be spent doing something fun (although probably not productive but at least it's fun) and if theres a chance i might die tomorrow, i'll wanna go knowing i haven't just wasted so many minutes/hours on some shitty assignment or essay but that i've actually just lived a little and had some fun, argh it just makes me angry, seriously teachers (or just one in particular) STOP GIVING ME F***ING HOMEWORK!!!!!!!!!!! ..... there rant over lol and as for excuses, i've used 'em all!
what the hell my techers wouldn't tolorate such poor exscuses. i dont them anyway
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words, and every word is 100 characters in length, I still can't write a single letter. This results in me only being able to write 18014398509.481984 of a letter. Making it physically impossible for me to start working on it.
just say how many teachers does it take to beleive me when your excuse doesnt work he he he he he
Say that you were posessed by the spirit of michael jackson and and used it to wipe the crap off your butt. Hahahahahaha i just make things up as i go along!!!
I hardly ever do my homework, I have science homework from this year that was due about four months ago, I got out of it by saying I had forgot it, then the next day, when she asked me and the others where it was I pretended to look for it, waited for everyone to give put it on her desk and she never even checked that I did it.. I also use excuses like I left it on my desk, after reading over the spelling and grammar (yes, I know it sounds lame but some teachers appreciate it..)also if it has to be printed you could say that you have a new laptop and just bought office for the subject especially, but it took so long to install you had a very short time to type it up and after completing it tried to print it and it failed/your USB drive was full. But keep it short and snappy - don't go on about how your dog was hungry and it couldn't see nothing to eat apart from the homework sheet lying helplessly on the floor, waiting to be eaten so it decided it would eat it. Just simply say "My Dog ate my homework" although, DON'T use that excuse.. been there done that..
i told my teacher that i was walking to school then a dog started chasing me ant ripped my pocket and took it
i ripped my pants with a knife and she belived me
Say : " I have a solar powered calculator and it was windy :| ."
umm what homework?????????? oh that homework sorry miss but i neva got it
SAY I WAS KIDNAPPED BY CHINESE TERRIOSTS AND THEY ONLY JUST LET ME GO, SO I DIDNT GET TO FINISH IT
1)left it on the bus
2)took cough meds and fell asleep in the middle of doing it >.
i would just say um I DIDNT,T DO MY HOME WORK CUZ IT WAZ TO MUCH >.< nah just say ur dog ate it :)
just say either:
1 - THOSE DAMN UNICORNS!!
2 - but my mom said it was family day
3 - i had a sports tournament could i get an extension please? (works 99% of the time if u have fake note as well) :D
My parents couldnt afford to make dinner last night, and i had to eat it to live. :P
I just say I forgot the copy book and that works or I say something like i forgot to do that homework or something that I haven't done yet but am going to do soon is tell my whole class to tell the teacher that we didn't have that subject or something my cousin says he has done it and it works perfectly by the way i have only 15 in my class so it is easy then my teacher Mr.Shocknasty is sometimes quiet stupid aswell so I say it will work
1 im not doing my homework anymore
2 my cat shot my hw book
3 i went on a crazy space adventure
4 my guinea pig pee on it then pull unhappy face
i have to write a story about a nightmare and it's due tomrow can anyone write one 4 me
you guys know that teacher dude that is on here is seeing this what if he is yo teacher and you say an excuse he wont buy it an you get detention. think about it!!!
1 I felt sick miss/sir
2 I droped it on the way to school in a messy puddle
3 Write messy very messy
4 miss its in my locker can i show you later thenpretend to lose the keys
1)say that aliens stole it to see how the humaan mind works.
2) say ur heating went out so u had to burn it for warmth.
1)Homework fell in the gutter.
2)show an old school book which is covered with juice/ink.
ican't dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
i do not do myhomework coz i waz bzy in sckool work exams
just go to the bathroom while the teacher is checking for done homework then by the time you come back if you were in there long enough she/he will forget about checking your homework. daaaaaaaaaaaa oh by the way all the other excuses you all posted are stupid so try again unless you want to be suspended
i AM i head teacher so none of these excuses will work in my school
OMG looooooooool these comments are jokes.
iam not that lucky cuz my teacher always says no excuses.. wat ever happens if i die i hv to do it or go to the head office.
LOOOl omg omg
this is what i say ill do my hw when u get smarter
ur all gay
write a lot of crap on your paper, then burst your pen all over it and take it in to school then say I done it but my pen kinda burst, they would have to believe you haha
I have a great one...'I just didn't do it cunt'
I have some
1. a fairy took it a way
2. a troll came and crunched it all up
why is homework so boring i got 5 peices over the holidays
Just do ya homework ( not dat I do! Mwahahaha)
hey this is the best exuse
just say u atttavhed and it isnt attached if it is a email
loser
My excuse was a usb that didnt work and i gave it in to the teacher to print off and she sed that i must have dropped my usb and gave me two extra weeks to do it again
hi it is waste my teacher is so strict say some more better
omg this site is stuped
the wind was fast and the wind stole it
i didnt do it because it was monday, i dont do homework on mondays, >>>>>>>>>>>you may want to replace the monday with what ever day you supposed to handle the homework in
Say that you died
fake your own death.
Or, do your homework.
Or, answer in a different language.
Or, tell the truth
(if you go to a Christian school) This is a Christian school right? Wouldn't god forgive?
man u guys are noobs looking up excuses for not doing homework
I have one that actually worked once in geography and avoided a lunch time detention : I have a little bit to finish off and it is in my office ( be specific about details on where it is).Also my teacher may have been slightly distracted
also if the teacher got it form a website and it says it on the bottom look up the website 4 answers
Everyone good ones but i personally reckon if it is a hard question just look it up on the internet. but if it is like write a world out 100 times then you are pretty much stuffed lol.
well i think they all good but the dog one is really good i tried it but my teacher mrs ra**** tld me to bring the bitten work how lame
BTW it's better to do your homework that way when ever you really can't they'll beleive you.
I did do my homework, but i ran out of toilet paper. (xP Do you get it?)
i would just say i dont give a sh** about homework
JUST SAY O SRY I LEFT IT ON MY DESK. I DID IT, BUT I WAS STRESSED AND LEFT . I'LL BRING IT IN 2MRW
I droped it in the carpark and car ran over it
1st day you say my printer broke down get it in tomorrow
2nd day you say i fixed my printer but ran out of ink mums getting more tomorrow
3rd day you say mum bought wrong kind of ink
4th dat you should have made enough time to actually have done it worked for me so many times, hope it works for you!
or you could go on and say i had a club on last night like cadets or badminton club or whatever you young wippersnappers play these days, or hobby like golf?
or you where playing REALLY!!!! educational game on playstation that didnt involve homework but you were learning all the same
Why not just do the homework instead of getting detentions?
People are so stupid... but sure, go ahead and fail at your life if you want to.
1 ) I didnt expect to be in this class
2 ) can i give it to you at break
3 ) I put it under your door already
4 ) I am sure I attached it in an email
5 ) I sent an email :)
like ?
your homework got ran over and your attending its funeral after school :)
jst say sum1 died. used it bout 15 tyms, but da lst few scored me trip 2 the councilor :P
I HAVE to do my homework because my brother got 2 d's on his report card and my parents say its up to me to get the good grades. but sense the teachers always think i'm good, that's when i say i had already done it and showed it to her so that's an easy A right there!
"We dont need no, education!"
My teacher doesn't believe any excuses however creative :( so its always detention for me!
Thanks for the info, you dumb kids. Keep writing...keep writing and meet you in school on Monday...Mwahahahahahahah
- Fucked Up Teacher -
BAN HOMEWORK!!! COME ON WHOS WITH ME??!!!!
they will nevr beleive the dog ate it or left it in the car. or it got wet. though a funny one is....
i was hAving a crap and ran out of toilet paper i find that so funny!! :D LOL
my homework died.
it wont work but it will be funny!!
lol...
wat i think is DOWN WITH HOMEWORK!!!!! as a excuse i would say ummmmmmm (then faint (pretend))
i left it at my dads house.
only works if your parents R divorced
Students that use these excuses usually depend on excuses regularly, and the teacher labels the student a liar among the other teachers. Here is an excuse that students use frequently: "I left in my locker (student goes to his locker for it and returns empty handed). Oh, I thought it was there, so it must be at home." (or) "I left it in my locker, CAN (not MAY) I bring it to you after lunch?" (Student does the homework during lunch and brings it the teacher).
All I can say is "Wake up! Quit being a lazy liar. Your credibility has been destroyed, but you can earn it back without using stupid lies."
i usually just say that i was checking something on the homework in the car and i left it there...but only with the nicer teachers...the mean ones scare me a littlelol
um.....i left my hwk at school in my locker over da weekend n its due in 2morrow....i dint mean 2 its never happened b4.......this is true nt an excuse....i need a good excuse!!!!! :(
Easy, just say the following;
"The thing is Sir/Miss i was walking home and a man approached me with a tape and tape player, the tape contained a secret mission from the goverment and I stupidly accepted, I'm such an idiot...well then me and chuck norris managed...in short...to kick the baddies asses and save the world from TOTAL destruction and make it in time for bed...however, unfourtunatly I didn't have enough time to do my homework...don't blame me, blame the goverment" and then sigh dramtically.
Works most...okay it didn't work but the teachers face was worth the detention. :D
By the time u have made up a good excuse the homework could have been done!!!!!
By the time u have made up a good excuse the homework could have been done!!!!!
yea i know what ya are doing this stuff wont work I need real help!!!!!!!!! REAL HELP my teacher wont catch it.
Tbh most homework is alright - google answers for activities and then google mark schemes for essays. You learn more doing that than having no clue and getting them all wrong and feeling useless :/
homework sucks my theacher Sucks
My Idea is catch da bus 2 skool & leave ur bag on da bus
Ps take a 10 dolla bill 4 recess n lunch
i didnt want to waste paper. doesnt our school want to go green ? dont be an outcast. save paper , no homework
OHH hw is just ********** *** ****** just say ur homework is an offence to me becuse it keeps getting lost becuse it dusnt like to be written on wrks 4 me 79% of the time
I lost my homework in a fight with a kid because he said you aren't the best teacher in the school?!
hey.
tbh your excuses are all crap apart from it was in my trouses and my mum washed it .. hmm. might have to try that out eh.:)
thankkyou for that one ..
x
Sorry miss i dont have my homework, i lost it whilst fighting some kid who said you wernt the best teacher in the world.
3. If it was to be done in a book, say you did it on a sheet, and left it in the book...so the teacher lost it :D
2. Depending on the actual difficulty, maybe justa simple...I didnt get it? :D
Loool, ok so I dont always hand my homework in on time, and Im actually reaallyy good at making excuses, but my mates often take the mickey, and say things like "awww, you see miss, the bus ran over my homework, but I carried on, then I got hit by a steam train, and got paralized, but I made a miracoulus recovery, unfortunately my homework didnt" and stuff like that lol, but heres a good few
1) If its writing homework, write random words on paper, relating to the subject including and, it, also etc... and rub the paper into mud, enough so that its not very visible but you can still see the writing in parts..."miss, someone pushed me and i slipped, i managed to clean my clothes fairly well, but I thought wetting my paper, would make it worse...sorry :/
u could just say that i had a club on last night and didn't have time to do any homework, or you could say that you didn't think you had that lesson today, so you didn't do it. Or you just completely forgot about that subject, or you didn't write your homework down!!!!!! :D
1) you overslept and started rushing to get ready for school but forgot your homework on the side
2) you left it at your mums but unfortunetly, she went on holiday and dident take you
3) ran out of toilet paper :)
4) your mum stuck your trousers in the wash with the homework in the pocket
5) your bag fell apart, so you had to buy a new one, but all the rubish in your bad (includeing the homework) was thrown in the bin
6) it blew out your hands; never to be seen again
7) it fell into the lawn mower
8) cant find it anymore
9) we had homework?
10) i had to go see my nan, took my homework with me to do it, but left it there
11) dont go to school on the day that its due in
12) your sister scribbled all over it
13) your sister ate it :L
14) your house got broke into and my homework was in the draw that they stole
15) OR, you can try the excuse that i always use, and it works a treat: You Couldent be assed to do it.....its the truth, but atleast you dont get a detention
For maths the other day she asked for homework so i gave her my old maths homework jotter
it worked and she never asked for it :)
my dog ate my homework but I was watching cartoons....
Hey just take some advice from me tell your teacher that another student was makeng fun of them and u beat the kd up and I had to sho the police Evidence that I am a student in the teAchers class s the police have I in heir custody as evidence
No just not working need some for drawings plzzzzz
THESE WILL WORK FOR YOU!:
1. Say that your pet had an accident on it.
2. Say that your school bag fell in a puddle on the way to school.
3. Say that you spilt juice on it, and its still wet.
4. Say that you lost it when you went ........ and you took it there as you had no choice.
5. Say that your brother/sister/cousin took it and flushed it down the loo.
6. Say that you lost it.
7. Say that you didn't do it.
I BET THAT THESE WILL ALL WORK!
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It's easy just say you really needed o go to the toilet while doing your homework and say that allthe toilet paper was gone and you had no choice but to se it as toilet paper
Write some random words on apiece of paper, rip it up then show your teacher and say your new kitten attacked it!!!
This is easy, say you couldnt do it because you have ADD!
i left it on the garden when my mum called me in 4 dinner and my rabbit chewed it up
(the problem is that my teachers give us detention even if we got a good excuse >:( lol)
my house got burnt
truth truth truth
just tell the truth it works 97% of the time
***** when u get to skwl on the day just ask a friend if u can copy theirs *****
i just say to the teachers im not doing it lol
A good one is saying my pet chewed the power cable to my computor.
Another on is saying you emailed it when you didn't
get the whole class to say it was never assigned or say a different deadline
Here's a CLASSIC.
2 ways of doing this.
1. Ask to go to the toilet when he/she's handing it out, and if she/he dosen't realize, say you didn't get it OR
when he/she's handing them out, quickly sneak it into the bin and say you didn't get one. Works like a charm. My teacher did it once (she didn't have enough copies) she kept saying she would bring some more in the next day but she kept forgetting. It was cool.
lol i say something like "im never forced to do homework so why should i?" or if its someone like my librarian i say 'musta fell outa my front pocket while i went to my uncles farm'
I Like Like you suck.....
if you have a book report say i dint get to read the book but i can finish it in __ days
i like like i like ......MIKE!
try 2 get all the clASS TO LIE AND SAY WE NEVER GOT ANY HOMEWORK
Oh my god .Just do your homework and don't worry about it.The lying is not worth it because if the teacher finds out you WILL get a bad reputation.Just say the truth.Atleast you were honest.
Ill just say i had to give it to ma brother because he was whinning a lot and mom screamed at me
I left it on top of my best friends rat cage and she ate it!
i just say:
I left it on the bus..
I left it in the car
I left it in the kitchen
i dropped it in a puddle
my cat hasn't been potty trained
frankly miss/sir. i couldn't be bothered
i got suck and then i couldn't find you.
OMG, i can't find it. then start crying
my mum banned me from the computer
my printer's broken
think of things that make you feel sick, and say. i'm sorry, i couldn't do it. i've been sick all week.
mummy thought it was rubbish so she binned it
i was ill so i didn't get the homework
Mehh.. who cares?
I'm sorry, but i don't think we should have to do homework. work is for school. that's why we go. we don't go just so that we can do more at home?!
IF I TELL THE TRUTH ILL GET AN AFTER SCHOOL DETENTION
JUST SAY THE TOTAL TRUTH IT ALWAYS WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
homework is for losers and the girls in my class think im hot but will oonly go out with me if i mates with a weirdo that always hands in homework and is part of a homework club!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My teacher is so harsh! If u have a note or family commitments he doesn't care u stay in at lunch and do it anyway! If u r sick u have to look on the website and have all ur books and do it! Urgh!!!! I hate it! If u yawn in his class no joke a months detention! I bet if a family member died I would still have a zero!
"The voices told me that i didn't have to make it"
what i do is that if your teacher is a bit "unstrict"
what i do is:
1.While she/he is collecting the homework "if he/she goes around the class to collect homework"
go and get your book when the teacher comes to your desk and 50% of the time they forget.
2. say you forgot it at home and will bring it in tomorrow.
3.pretend to look for it everywhere and tell him/her you'll try to look for it at home/redo it.
works 30% of the time.
4.if it is an essay, write 4-5 lines and rip the rest.
say that it got ripped on the way to school and [insert excuse here]
:)
1 i have aids
2 alkaida
3 "its a bomb"
they worked for me
you really wanna know? kay, me + my boyfriend were having sex, we didnt have any condoms so we used pull out and my homework was the closest thing to hand...and well...i didnt wanna ruin my bedsheets!
people use these excuses all the time but they always end up in detention so u myt aswell jus to
My school goes by a demerits system, and my teachers a bitch. Must find a way to get my homework in to her by second period, or she will be even more of a bitch. Hmmm... Considering I was absent Friday, and the fact that she emailed us to tell us that was not an excuse, that it must be in by second, (I can't copy it was handed in) Im utterly screwed. Or I could make up a looseleaf with fake answers to fake questions. Woohoo -__-
what if your teacher is making you do a book and you have already typed it all and printed it but you need to put it on a hard drive witch then means you have to retype everything and send it to your email then put it on the hard drive thing beacause you diddnt save your work i know what your thinking wow stupidest teacher in the world!!
say that your already smart and didnt want to make the other kids feal bad
I said my dog ate my hw 4 times this past year. He ate it once, ripped the second, and it accidentally got shredded into his food bowl the third. 4th never happened, but this excuse worked when I brought my 100 pound labrador to school on leash.
Here is the best excuse for hand written homeworks:I was doin it last night but left it on the table and forget to put it in my bag this morning allways works. And here is for computer homeworks to be brought in by USB: delete everthing on ur USB then make a file saying homework but leave the file blank and bring it in and say: "WHAT but but it was here last night NO" then burst out crying. works a charm hehe
Mine are 1) my dog Ate it 2)my brother ate it 3)I set it on the stove and me mom made mac and cheese and she accidently burned it 4) I droppedd it in my pool! The last one only works if u have a pool or else shell think ur a little confused in the upstairs portion of ur body!!!!!!!!!!!
say u put it on a fire by accident
My best one that worked: burst into tears and whisper " There was no toilet paper left in the cubicle so...."
im a teacher so non of these excuses will work!! haha
1) i ran out of toilet paper
2) the police wanted it for evidence of a murder
3) dog peed on it
4) ferret tried to eat it but failed but h/w still ripped
5) a kid i babysat scribbled on it
6) wanted a snack while doing h/w and spilled my milk on it
7) neighborhood squirrel peed on it
8) i asked dad where babys come from and he drew it on the back (did actually happen)
lots of these work but the police one
AAARRRRghhhhhhh I h8 hoomework got a whole Geography assignment in 4 2moro could really do with usin 1 of these excuses!!!!
Oh and chris seriously get a life
loser
hw is shit non just runawy
Chris.... Wat The Hell ... You Don't Do This On A Random Website -.- Meet Someone. And I Hate Homework. I've Not Done A Huge Essay In For Tomoz Morning .. I'm Just Saying That I Was Ill Through The Week And Had No Time Then And That On The Weekend I Was Really Busy, Then Half Way through The Lesson Ask To Go To 1st Aid Cause I Feel Ill. I Really Hope It Works.
Ps. History Sucks Balls!
Pss. Chris Your A Noob. P:
i was too busy having sex. sorry.
chris your a retard
does anyone want to go out! i do i need a girl that is hot thanks!
Just act proper shock and say:
Oh that's what it was i just thought you give me a piece of paper with gibberish on. Oh well maybe next time. No hard feeling.
Lol I hate hw too, but think about it guys, in the time it took you to read all of these and search this up you might have finished your homework :P
I'm usually honest and I'm just like "I made a mistake and I didn't really get it, would you horribly mind if I handed it in tomorrow?" a lot of timed it's the truth and every single time the teacher says o.k.
Say you originally had 3 pages, but you lost the second page. Or say somebody spilled their juice on it (you can just spill your juice on it). Say it got wrecked in the rain. Ask your teacher: would you rather have me hand it in or time and fail, or hand it in a couple days late and get a good mark.
I actully forgot to bring my hw home and she said is anyone does not do I will get a punishmen and 2 days detention no excuses!!!
I am dead
homework stinkzzzzzz i sumtimes like fun activities not borin 1s like write a story copy words 3 times and stuff like that homework sucksssssssssssssssss innit ??
well done for evry1 that hates homework !!!!!!!! x
wow yur all very retarted serioiusly get a life do the homework its not a big deal yur just lazy so whatev
why wont u simply do the homework?!
its the same work if u hand it on time or if u hand it late! except youll get a better grade and feel better than those losers who dont do it and wont be anything in life.
or u kan tell de truth and FAIL. The best way is to write a fake note, or say ure friend ripped it into pieces.(the dont know what friend it is though, so if they who, say he doesnt come to ure scool :D)
HOMEWORK SUCKS I ALMOST FAILED BECAUSE I DIDNT DO IT
homework sucks ballllllls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i hate it and i really hate smart kids too
tell de teacher u dont get do. 1 or 2 Q den say i dont get it.
1. Monster ate my homework.
2. Dinosaur ate my homework.
3. Alien stole my homework.
(Read my name.)
someone say something
just be like yeaaa i didnt wanna do it and i didnt have any time!!
ok whatever
oi PinkyBbz Xx why u on dis site if u dont want 2 risk it
dum assssssssssssssss
i need a excuse for not doin my geography assesment. plus my teacher is a retard
by the way PinkyBbz Xx you r a retard aswell
about throwing your education away
why dont u try minding your own buisness
bitch
u should sy dat your dad is crazy and ran away from his mental home just to take your homework:)
, My school sucks!
Seriously, don't try any of these excuses, they don't work.
The technical failure one is just a fail, seriously, the school teacher would've just asked you why you didn't use the school computers to re-do it then.
Plus some of the written work you need to submit in, if I did say anything (which I didn't but some guys in my class did) said that he had it on his USB but the teacher was like, "I dont give an ape shit, it was due in today, I need it." Unless your teacher is retarded dont try these.
I've done it for weeks, so I thought I'll take this week off
just say that it got burnt
i can't believe you people. Your throwing away your education by not doing homework. I wouldn't risk it if I were you.
Your dog ate it dood what if u dont HAVE a dog and your teacher knows it DOY!!!!!!!!!! What I would do is tell her my baby sister drew on it and if u dont have a sister say you listning to ure ipod outside while doing it it was wndy and it blew away (works like a charm
if i was u i would do it in the first place
Say your dog ate it
The worst excuse i heard was that it wouldnt fit in my bag!!!
two useful ideas:
1) A film producer dropped by last night and asked if she could use my homework to star in the latest hollywood blockbuster. She took it with her and it won't be done filming untilll next year.
2) My house got burned down and i've had to come to terms i will never see my homework again. I'll be mentally scarred for life.
i guarantee your teacher will not buy any of these but it's well worth a try :)
i tried to convince my teacher she never gave it me,ha
she thought she was going mad
but it worked :)
i hate to do homeworks. they are so lame.
We got a new paper shredder, and we had to see if it worked or not, there was a return policy only for one day, and was the most useless paper I could get my hands on.
i dropped it on the floor in the class and the person nere me thought it was his and i asked you for one but u said wait and we forgot
Just tell your teacher you packed for the wrong week
i had alot of homework that night and i mixed up the copies by mistake .. i done it on a page an i left the page at home .. i forgot the book/copy/page i done it on .
If its on the computer change a .jpg picture to a .doc document. It comes up with weird symbols, giving you time to finish the homework the next day.
just say nothing and ignore your teacher
i walked through the park and a canadian goose chased me i was so scared i dropped i, they are proper evil!
there were soo many things to do..i din't have time..seriously..
DO YOUR HOMEWORK PPL!!! WHAT KIND OF GENERATION DO WE LIVE IN???
I used this one in 3rdgrade and they belived me: My best friend and i had a fight while she was at my house and she ripped it up.
ooo i used one once got me out of trouble in pretty much every subject. Say your computer got a virus and your dad had to take it into work to fix it so you won't be able to get the work off it till next week lol
say that you were at ur dads yesterday and his girlfriend accidently put it in the shredder thinking it was rubbish.. :) x
went to nans to do my homework around 8 o clock but left it there by accident
thats the one im using for biology ;]
i have hw which is memory any gd excuses
Here you go sir! Fresh from the washing :P
i was doing my homework while taking a shit and ran out of toilet paper
"I was checking it for any misktakes in the car on the way to school this morning & then we got to school and then those freaky people were taking photos of our car and my mum hates them so she made us rush out of the car. Sorry miss i'll get it from the car after school and give it to you next lesson."
I have some excuses
1. A ninja swiped my homework
2. Thank you it was delicious
3. I'll bring it in tommorow ( then suddenly get swine flu the next day)
Best idea ever. Are you teacher or dad?
Here is an idea: do the homework, start well in advance to avoid a last minute rush. works like a charm
&*$# excuses come right out with it and say there is no need to do homework because i want to spend time with family and friends we do work in school all fu#&*#% day!
stay in the bathroom until its time to sleep and say my tummy hurts and there u go.
I forgot we got given homework lasst night and i mean i completely forgot because i didnt do any HM for any SUBJECT!!!!!
sorry i forgot we had homework last night but dont worry sir i forgot we had school yesterday.
i left it in school by accident last nite and i cant find it now , sorry!
i think my granny has it.. shes in Another country :)
I say chuck noris met me on my way to school, said:"i didn't do my homework," kicked me with a roundhouse and stole my hm-wk
bruise urself on the cheek be4 going to school
99.99% of the time it gets u into 6w but it's worth it seeing ur teacher's face go crimson!! ;)
If you were smatrt then you wouldn't have to look up excuses, you would be able to do it easily. DUH!
i tried flirting but shes lesbo
it was in my trouser pocket and my mum washed my trousers it works i have said it many times to different teachers
what if its an art homework and its a drawing homoework, what do u do then?and no, people who looks for excuses are actaully smart as they have better things to do in life rather then do crap of homework.....and we go over the homework in class 99% of the time so i dont really see the point of it
I just say that I didn't do it because I didn't think it was important, and I don't care about my future, and the only reason I even attend school is because the government makes me.
I usually get in trouble, but hey, at least I didn't have to do the homework.
'My brother ate it' that's stupid. This person in my class tried that once. He got sent to his brother's class, he had to bring his brother. The teacher asked 'Did you eat your brother's homework?' to the little brother. L.B looks shocked and says 'He never even does his homework' class started staring at B.Brother and then he gets detention.
wow ppl get a life other than looking up excusess for getting out of homework just copy from someone
omi god FLIRT with your teacher!!!THAT IS HALARIOUSLY MAD U MUST BE A LOON hehe in a good way
start to flirt with your teacher if she doesnt beleive you.;)
I spilt ribena/ coke over it yesterday, and it's still dripping wet!
.one or two weeks should be enough : D
Simon, this trick might give you one or two extra weeks before your teacher realises it.
Send blank email to your teacher claiming you attached the homework when you know you didnt
works a charm ;)
I just got a new Kitten and my home work was on the kitchen counter and he did an accedint on it this morning , then say , sorry
1. my computer crashed
2. my printer doesnt work
3. it fell into my pool
4. left it on the bus
5. left it in the library- go to library its "lost"
Um... The best excuse is that you really had to go to the bathroom but someone was in there so you accidently peed all over your homework.
my teacher is making me get 66 excuses BECAUSE i didnt do my hw. sucks.
If you can tell the truth, I think you must be a good student, and don't need any creative excuse.
You could also say, THE TRUTH!!! That way, if the teacher calls you mum or dad from a note, you dont have to get in trouble. The truth mdears!
Wite a fake note from your mom/dad saying that you were ill and couldn't do the homework.
i didnt want to look better than the other kids, so i didnt do it
1) I AM GOD, I DONT DO HOMEWORK SO SHUT UP MWUHAHA
Don't think that sick leave is a creative excuse
1It fell in the toilet 2 I was sick
These Are My Excuses For Not Doing Home-work. 1) The wind blew it out of my hands.2) Dog ate it.3) I didn’t know we had home-work.4) What Home-work?5) I forgot it.6) Goat tore it out of my hands.7) I lost it on the way to school.8) My sisters scribbled all over it.9) Alana needed for the rat; he needs paper to line his cage.10) Some-one stole it off me.11) I had a right hand pencil, but only left hand paper.12) I have an allergic reaction to home-work.13) It was needed as evidence for the police.14) My little brother ate it.15) Ran out of loo paper.16) Had gourmet paper for dinner.17) Computer system went down, didn’t you watch the news?18) Power cut to my house.19) I forget how to write when I get home-work.20) My relatives died to I had to go to an emergency funeral.21) Civil Defence Emergency.22) Couldn’t be bothered.23) Got hungry on the way to school.24) Flood in the bedroom.25) Dog urinated on it.26) Mum and dad disliked it so they tore it up.27) I kept making mistakes on it so I ended using up all my paper and I am waiting for Mum to buy me more.28) We don’t have a printer so I couldn’t print it out, and besides mum is always on the computer so we can’t use it. Also we’ll get our hands chopped off if we touch her computer or laptop.29) My home-work got up and walked away from me.30) It is a dangerous idea.31) It’s against human rights.32) Don’t you think I have already done enough?33) I was sick last night, but made a miraculous recovery this morning.34) I had Air Training Corps.35) I had sea scouts.36) I hate doing home-work.37) My little sister is doing it for me.38) My parents are doing it for me.39) I got distracted by Shortland Street; it was really great last night.40) I never do it, so why should I bother starting now?41) I had too much other home-work.42) Burnt the hand I write with, and when I write with the other hand even my littlest sister can’t read it.43) Sprained my writing hand.44) My little sibling was sick so I cared for them the whole time.45) I was not allowed to do home-work as a punishment.46) I turn deaf when you say we have home-work.47) I got hungry on the way to school.48) Dad accidentally threw it into the fire before I could stop him.49) I was away camping in the weekend.50) I went to bed really early.51) I have an after school job.52) &nb
good exuces :D 5 weeks ago
ok just say my dog pissed on it then ripped it then he pooped on it then he ate it ok